I Booked Myself in at the YWCA

I'm a boy and you're a girl.
La la la la la la la la.
You're a girl and I'm a boy.
La la la la la la la la.
- The Smiths

Okay, let's see how this works. Surveys are great when you're too lazy to be creative for another drawn-out post.

57 Girl Confessions

Note: This is almost making me gag, but I'll stay with it!

1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
It's all right, but a guy can do better than my damn forehead.

2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
This is such a dumb question. Why would anyone want a big poofy dress? Since when has dowdiness been attractive?

3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
Eat it.

4. Group dates or single dates?
I am so tempted to skip this survey, but I'll see how far my patience carries me.

5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
Aren't we all licensed to act differently with different groups of people? What is this quiz assuming, that we're all uni-dimensional? Morons.

6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?
Fuck no. Diamonds are boring. I can't even eat them. At least love letters are chewy.

7. Is your hair up or down today?
Down, the way it usually is.

8. Do you straighten your hair?
Why spend on hair treatments when you can spend the money on books and beer? Glug glug.

9. Favorite mascara?
What other girls are wearing, especially if they're clumping up, because it looks funny and I can laugh at it secretly.

10. Do you get your nails done?
No. I'm a nail biter and manicures are useless.

11. Small or large purses?
A backpack.

12. In your purse, what are your must haves?
Cigarettes, a lighter, money, and admittedly, a powder compact.

13. Jeans or sweats?
Skirts.

14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable?
WHAT A DUMB QUIZ.

15. Do you text message a lot?
No. Texting is a pain sometimes.

16. What would you do if you got pregnant?
Abort the baby.

17. What’s your favorite color?
Dark red.

18. Heels or flats?
It depends, you moron.

19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
My tear ducts are naturally overreactive.

20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?
Rarely, but yeah.

21. Walmart or Target?
I hate shopping. Next question!

22. Do you wear collared shirts?
Shit, my patience is about to expire. I'm still on the 22nd question, and there are 57 all in all!

23. Do you like preppy boys?
No. They're corny, and tend to be perverse. They probably engage in coprophilia. They probably want to have sex with your mom.

24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!?
I don't wear lip gloss.

25. Do you own any big sunglasses?
No.

26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Two hours, of which I'm just spaced out for an hour and thirty.

27. Do you like to wear band-aids?
My brain's shriveling up.

28. Do you like skater boys?
Brain's gone.

29. Do you often wish there was something you could change?
Brain has been listed in the World Book encyclopedia as an extinct creature.

30. Gold or silver?
Silver.

31. Do you like to receive flowers?
UGH, NO.

32. Do you like surfer boys?
That's it, I'm done with this quiz. To hell with the rest of the questions.

33. Do you dress up for the holidays?

34. Do you like to wear dresses?

35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?

36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?

37. Would you date a guy shorter than you?

38. Do you like to hold hands?

39. What is the youngest you would date?

40. What is the oldest you would date?

41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy?

42. Is it hot when guys sweat?

43. What is the best feature in a guy?

44. Do you like making eye contact?

45. Are you afraid of the unknown?

46. Would you kill for chocolate?

47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?

48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?

49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?

50. Do you yell a lot?

51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?

52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?

53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?

54. What makeup could you not live w/ out?

55. Do you fall in love easily?

56. Do you have cramps?

57. Do you think you have the bestest friend ever?